Bina’s Horoscopes

Which one are you?

AQUARIUS: Assures you they’re human but you’re looking for the on/off switch at the back of their neck the whole time.

PISCES: So sensitive and gentle it makes you want to punch a kitten.

ARIES: Able to leap buildings at a single bound, then fall flat on face. In a puddle. Of mud. And find a bunch of money at the bottom.

TAURUS: Will surround self with material goods and possessions because capitalism makes them despair for the future of the world.

GEMINI: The DSM is your autobiography.

CANCER will watch a romantic comedy, make sarcastic comments the whole time, then cry at the end.

LEO: Can go from hero to zero in less than sixty seconds.

VIRGO: Hugh Hefner meets the mom from Everybody Loves Raymond and had a baby. But you still can’t love yourself just as you are.

LIBRA: This world is too ugly for you, but suicide is inelegant so you’ll continue to grace the world with your perfection.

SCORPIO: A riddle wrapped in a mystery wrapped in an enigma and then swallowed by a crocodile.

SAGITTARIUS: Half-human, half-horse, but always confused about which half is which.

CAPRICORN: Will tell you he loves you, then calculate how much $ his love for you has cost him in terms of lost productivity & work hours.

Advertisements

One thought on “Bina’s Horoscopes

  1. Munawar Memon says:

    DOB/ Spelling of name is also quite informative and interesting. Your name suggest a number of careers such as law, commerce, Journalism, haute counter, interior decoration, furnishing, gardening or even a good sports person and so on. There are a few other traits of a person which come to light eve though, most grooming could be done within 5 years of any child but quite a few things are helpful in any age provided that given person dosent know how to get rid of a problem or deal with some person and so on.

    Like

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s